“ As the longtime publisher of this news-paper, it is my duty and unrestrained pleasure to inform you spittle-soaked readers that I have sold The Onion and all of its various holdings to a syndicate of industrious China-men from the deepest heart of the Orient.
✐ “Well, I’ve Sold The Paper To The Chinese” — T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus. Several mergers today! The Onion is now owned by Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group.
✐ “Well, I’ve Sold The Paper To The Chinese” — T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher Emeritus. Several mergers today! The Onion is now owned by Yu Wan Mei Amalgamated Salvage Fisheries and Polymer Injection Group.
