Leaving Tomorrow
San Francisco → London → Copenhagen → Årslev → Copenhagen → Bornholm → Tallinn → Tartu → Tallinn → London → Heraklion → Chania → London — spread over the next 2 months.
I do not care to speculate on what the ratio of overtired children’s tears per air mile will be.
Or the average weight of bags carried on shoulders while attempting to prevent child from jumping from one’s arms while simultaneously finding boarding card, folding stroller, emptying pockets, taking off shoes, tasting baby food and coaxing older child to walk through metal detector alone, into the arms of waiting TSA personnel, after just having been forcefully separated from her teddy bear that had to go through the x-ray machine. It’s going to be real.
