“  Oct. 26 (Bloomberg) — Iceland’s McDonald’s Corp. restaurants will be closed at the end of the month after the collapse of the krona eroded profits at the fast-food chain, McDonald’s franchise holder Lyst ehf said.

✐ Bloomberg. Grim meathook future.

Who knew that Bootsy Collins sounded like this when he spoke? Not me.

King Records And The Beginning Of Bootsy Collins : NPR.

Who knew that Bootsy Collins sounded like this when he spoke? Not me.

King Records And The Beginning Of Bootsy Collins : NPR.

“  Boring literary works can be improved by adding -izzle to their titles: Ulyssizzle, Moby Dizzle, Hizzle of Darknizzle.

✐ FakeAPStylebook I concur.

In the UK right now, this whole BNP on Question Time thing is bigger than Diana.

“  Tracy Morgan on Fresh Air today was out of control. Crying. Talkin about his Mommy and Daddy. Told Terry he loved her. http://bit.ly/37dwv

✐ rosnow

4 years later, eBay still can’t figure out how to use the official Skype logo on their earnings presentations. Instead they seem to think it’s good enough to go some pirate logo bank and download one that sorta looks OK.

Well, it isn’t and it doesn’t. And it’s not like it’s difficult:

Skype Brand Book.

4 years later, eBay still can’t figure out how to use the official Skype logo on their earnings presentations. Instead they seem to think it’s good enough to go some pirate logo bank and download one that sorta looks OK.

Well, it isn’t and it doesn’t. And it’s not like it’s difficult:

Skype Brand Book.

Everything Is Relative

Got a haircut today. When kid saw me, she said: “What happened to your face?”

Changing internet provider at home. This is going to be worse than the estate agents. Bracing for impact.

If you like ATV porn, you’ll love Toivo’s Flickr. Look at all this hardcore steaming action, I don’t even know where to look first!

Toivo on Flickr.

If you like ATV porn, you’ll love Toivo’s Flickr. Look at all this hardcore steaming action, I don’t even know where to look first!

Toivo on Flickr.

“  My friend showed me pictures of his kids
And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs


✐ Kanye West — Welcome To Heartbreak. To add insult to injury, his friend could have shown him pictures of his kids’ cribs, too.

Again, I’m totally snark-deprived. What is happening to me? Anyways, this is amazing.

Sand animation of Germany invading Ukraine— Kottke.org.