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Was thoroughly out-manouvered and -gunned by two people with a combined life-span of less than two years.

“I bring pornographic pictures and the opinions of angry children.” The Internet Is Back.

“I bring pornographic pictures and the opinions of angry children.”

The Internet Is Back.

“Kashmiri Muslims prayed by the body of Wamiq Farooq, 14, during his funeral in Srinagar, in Indian-administered Kashmir. Violent anti-India protests erupted in Srinagar a daf after Wamiq was killed when the police fired a tear gas shell that hit his head, the police and residents say.” Dar Yason for Associated Press on The New York Times ‘Lens’ Blog.

“Kashmiri Muslims prayed by the body of Wamiq Farooq, 14, during his funeral in Srinagar, in Indian-administered Kashmir. Violent anti-India protests erupted in Srinagar a daf after Wamiq was killed when the police fired a tear gas shell that hit his head, the police and residents say.”

Dar Yason for Associated Press on The New York Times ‘Lens’ Blog.

Hitler is none too pleased with MTV’s decision to relocate the cast of Jersey Shore for season 2.

Via popcrunch.

“  His wife, a police officer, was five months pregnant at the time. Krassimir (the Big Margin) Marinov and his brother Nikolai (the Little Margin) Marinov, former wrestling champions who had been charged in connection with several other killings, have been accused of plotting the attack, though Little Margin remains at large. The two actual gunmen also have not been found.

✐ For Bulgarian Writer, Death Imitates Art - NYTimes.com

1940s London in color. howtobearetronaut.com via @ldn.

1940s London in color.

howtobearetronaut.com via @ldn.

Via.

Via.

HBO Presents ‘Funny or Die Presents’.

HBO Presents ‘Funny or Die Presents’.

“  Those of us who patiently, day after day, explain to a child or colleague that the reason there’s no Print item in the File menu is because, although the Pages document is filling the screen, Finder is actually the frontmost application and it doesn’t have any windows open, understand what’s happening here.

✐ Fraser Speirs - Blog - Future Shock. So very true — and most interesting take on the iPad I’ve seen.

“  The Twilight Saga: New Moon” (PG-13, 130 minutes). The characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan…

…sitting through this experience is like driving a tractor in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson return in their original roles, she dewy and masochistic, he sullen and manacing. Ah, teenage romance! One star.

✐ ‘The Your Movie Sucks™ files’ — Roger Ebert’s Journal

“Everyone always leaves.” Unhappy Hipsters.

“Everyone always leaves.”

Unhappy Hipsters.

When calling a private school about admissions today, I had an experience equivalent to Patrick Bateman’s trying to get a table at Dorsia.

“  It was really exciting to see some of the technologies that Adobe has contributed to, like PDF and ePub support, taking center stage in the launch. Adobe technology is at the center of virtually every print and digital workflow, so undoubtedly a lot of what you¹ll see getting delivered to the iPad will have originated in Adobe creative software.

✐ Apple’s iPad — a broken link? (Adobe Flash Platform Blog). Putting on a brave face, are we?

These Whole Foods fuckers are really pushing the upper limits of any known ways of measuring doucheness. ‘Weigh Less, Pay Less: Whole Foods Offers Discount Based On BMI’ — Jezebel.

These Whole Foods fuckers are really pushing the upper limits of any known ways of measuring doucheness.

‘Weigh Less, Pay Less: Whole Foods Offers Discount Based On BMI’ — Jezebel.