✐ Bloomberg. Grim meathook future.
“ Oct. 26 (Bloomberg) — Iceland’s McDonald’s Corp. restaurants will be closed at the end of the month after the collapse of the krona eroded profits at the fast-food chain, McDonald’s franchise holder Lyst ehf said.
✐ Bloomberg. Grim meathook future.
✐ Bloomberg. Grim meathook future.
“ Boring literary works can be improved by adding -izzle to their titles: Ulyssizzle, Moby Dizzle, Hizzle of Darknizzle.
✐ FakeAPStylebook I concur.
✐ FakeAPStylebook I concur.
In the UK right now, this whole BNP on Question Time thing is bigger than Diana.
“ Tracy Morgan on Fresh Air today was out of control. Crying. Talkin about his Mommy and Daddy. Told Terry he loved her. http://bit.ly/37dwv
✐ rosnow
✐ rosnow
Everything Is Relative
Got a haircut today. When kid saw me, she said: “What happened to your face?”
Changing internet provider at home. This is going to be worse than the estate agents. Bracing for impact.
“ My friend showed me pictures of his kids
And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs
✐ Kanye West — Welcome To Heartbreak. To add insult to injury, his friend could have shown him pictures of his kids’ cribs, too.
And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs
✐ Kanye West — Welcome To Heartbreak. To add insult to injury, his friend could have shown him pictures of his kids’ cribs, too.
Again, I’m totally snark-deprived. What is happening to me? Anyways, this is amazing.






