November 2009
31 posts
Arh, goshdangit, I have another man-cold coming on.
I blame the weather, my clothes, public transport, the weather, you, the kids, the air conditioning, you know, everything.
“Anyone, Mr. Woods? Your son will have more impact than Nelson Mandela, more than...”
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Sports Illustrated interviews Tiger Wood’s dad in 1996, when Tiger Woods was 21 years old. Sounds like a healthy upbringing.
“A lot of people are saying that it’s too soon for Sarah Palin to write a memoir....”
– Letterman
“And before you even ask, you have to pay little people the same thing you pay...”
– My Lawyer Gabe. Mike asks his employment lawyer many goods questions.
“A hypnic or hypnagogic jerk is an involuntary myoclonic twitch which occurs...”
– Hypnic jerk. Heh, “jerk”. I’ve been meaning to look this up for like 20 years now.
“The injunction of Jesus to love others as ourselves is an endorsement of...”
– ‘Goldman One-Ups Gordon Gekko, Says Jesus Embraced Greed’ — Matt Taibbi on True/Slant. Religion, they’re doing it wrong.
Watch
“Lies told about Sarah Palin 74-75, 77, 79, 95, 102, 148, 202-204, 215, 232,...”
– The ‘Going Rogue’ Index | The New Republic
There are three left.
List of surviving veterans of World War I - Wikipedia.
“Carbon-eating trees” certainly sound nice. But how, exactly, would they work?...”
– “SuperFreakonomics” and climate change : The New Yorker
Watch“She was just a normal kid. She wasn’t some fat, dumb mormon fuckface who should have drunk herself to death when she had the chance. She was soo beautiful, she didn’t even have little pig eyes.”
‘Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck’ — The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.
Magic Mouse: Check
Magic Mouse: Scroll fingers down to scroll content downwards.
Magic Phone: Scroll fingers up to scroll content downwards.
It probably wouldn’t work if they worked the same way, but I’m losing literally milliseconds of productive time every time I have to re-adjust. Steve, I’ll be sending you an invoice for my time.
WatchWhat it would look like if I did advertising.